When Baseball Was Fun

On Wednesday the Tigers beat the Jays 7-6 in what seemed like a typical
ho-hum spring training game…HOWEVER, THREE SIGNIFICANT HAPPENINGS
TOOK PLACE. And here they are:
a) JEREMY BONDERMAN, whom our inside Tiger source has told us is the key
to the Tiger’s braintrust major spring training plans, took the mound after only
pitching 81 1/2 [...]

Once again FLORIDA SOUTHERN COLLEGE provided the opening opponent for the good
guys down in Lakeland and the results once more were the same as the Tigers
trounced the college kids 13-1.
What we found significant were the two gigantic taters hit into the wind by
CASPER WELLS & RYAN STRIEBY. Wells is an outfield candidate with lots [...]

THE SPRING QUARTERLY IS READY FOR MAILING WITH THE FOLLOWING SCOOPS:
A) An inside look at SCOTT SIZEMORE as told by his Chesapeake pal and our
son: BOBBY HOEFT II;
B) BILLY HERMAN writes about what it was like being a CUB against the Tigers
in the 1935 World Series;
C) ERNIE [...]

Just when you think the pranks of the GAS HOUSE GANG are LONG GONE, a story
from an old schooler pops up. To prove it I received this hand written letter
from VIRGIL TRUCKS a few days ago. We will reproduce it exactly the way VIRGIL
wrote it for your good old fashioned baseball laughter.
“AS YOU [...]

Spring training is closing in and the Detroit baseball media is busy looking
helter & skelter for some Tiger tid bit to write about. So we’ve
been over loaded with stories about what the Tigers need to win the central
division and what they don’t need. Recently one Tiger beat writer went
so far as to [...]

Well, wadaya’ know. Johnny Damon in a Tiger uniform? This morning’s
Detroit FREEP says that Damon’s agent, Scott Boras, is telling the Tigers
that Damon likes Detroit and would welcome the chance to play at the
COPA.
WBWF says that the fit would be just about perfect. Here’s why:
1) He would be [...]

Our source inside the Tiger’s clubhouse tells us that:
JUSTIN VERLANDER will sign an extended contract for six years worth 88 million
dollars with the last year gauranteed. When? Within a few weeks;
And that although the media is predicting great things for CURTIS GRANDERSON
in a Yankee uniform the Tigers are not believing it for one minute. [...]

MANUEL “MIKE” PAPISTA left us the other day on Saturday, January 23, 2010.
He was our legal advisor for the WBWF, but more than that he’s been a dear
friend ever since I met him on the campus of Southeastern High School in the
Fall of 1944. His smile was infectious and his person was brimming with enthusiasm
and [...]

Most baseball purists say that he was when he made his famous comment
about pitching being about 80% of the game meaning that it’s how you
pitch that baseball that wins baseball games in MLB. WE ALSO AGREE.
If that be the case then the Tigers should be in for one helluva year! They’re
loaded with their starters [...]

In yesterday’s Detroit FREEP, MIKE ROSENBERG writes about the contrite MIGUEL
CABRERA, quoting him as follows:
“I FEEL HAPPY. I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE. I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE
EVEN WITH YOU GUYS. I THINK IT’S GOING TO BE A NEW SEASON, A NEW
[...]