JOAQUIN, JOAQUIN, Please come out wherever you are….SAN DIEGO !We had you
with the Twins in breezy Minnesota, but you wanted that sunny, hot southern
California..so you got it. But, how about those standings, JOAQUIN?? Ahem the
Tigers are in 1st place compared to the PADS? Oh there they are IN FIRST TOO,
WHEN I TURN THE PAPER UPSIDE DOWN…..enjoy those rays JOAQUIN.
Say hello to CAMERON MAYBIN, also down their with you in the land of
PADS…only CAMERON switched the rays of Miami, Florida, for Diego Rays. WOW,
you ISLAND guys sure do love that “LUCKY OLD SUN” Yes?
And, then there’s JOHHNY PERALTA who chose the Cardinals over the Cubs. J guess JOHHNY chose winning over tradition. JOHHNY< who insists on spelling his name with two "H's" says that with the Cards he gets both, WINNING & TRADITION! See you in October, JOHHNY. GERALD LAIRD is still with the BRAVES...only tell us , GERALD< what are your duties as the "4th" C.as you are listed on the Braves 40 man roster.? Then, there's good old CURTIS GRANDERSON trying to figure out why he can't hit a hundred homers with the METS like he did with the Yankees in their match- box ball park? ED JACKSON now with the CUBBIES is trying to figure out why everyone is now cal- ling him "Suitcase" instead of EDWIN? Good luck SUITCASE (now with his 31st club in the 30 team MLB). ARAMIS RAMIREZ is still looking for his big break trying to replace the de- parted PRINCE FIELDER with the MILWAUKEE BEER DRINKERS. Carefull ARAMIS, you might end up back in COMERICA PARK, where it all started for you. And where you ate all that free pizza. Today's big question for all you smart guys (you too TIM) What do we do with our two millionaires, MIGGIE & JV, to help them earn MIKE'S greenbacks> At
least the first million. ?? C’mon give it a try.
by bobby on july 15th counting down to the big 85!