The White Sox slugging right fielder, JERMAINE DYE, is a 2009 free agent…we predict that the Bronx Billionaires will allow JOHNNY DAMON, also a free agent to walk away and instead
sign DYE to a 20 year guaranteed contract for $200,000,000.00!
This same Bronx Robot’s team could use another starting pitcher to bolster their almost
perfect present starting five. Therefore, they will sign JOHN LACKEY, the best free
agent starter available to a 25 year guaranteed contract also for $200,000,000.00!!
CONGRATULATIONS STEVE YZERMAN for going into the NHL Hall-of-fame. He has
always been one of our special people. HE DOES DETROIT PROUD!
CONGRATULATIONS ALSO TO TOMMY BROOKENS!! He is now back in MLB as a new
first base coach for the Tigers…Folks, here’s one fantastic human being!
Did you know that the NBA salary cap is $57,700,000.00?
And the same for the NFL is $128,000,000.00?
A huge way down is the NHL with a flexible cap of somewhere in the $40,000,000.00?
NOW WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE MLB WOULD BE???
KIRK GIBSON will be named a MLB manager within the next year. He’ll be a good one.
ALAN TRAMMELL will be named the next manager of the San Diego Padres.
The Tigers will bring back BRANDON LYON.
If JIM LEYLAND has anything to say about it, they will also bring back PLACIDO
POLANCO, who incidentally, is one of MIKE ILITCHS’ favorites too.
We predict that the BRONX ROBOTS will win at least four more straight World
Series Titles. They were 103-59 during the 2009 season and 11-4 in the post
season. With JERMAINE DYE hitting over 50 taters in their match box and LACKEY
notching at least 15 W’S they will improve on the above numbers and possibly
go undefeated in post season play for 2010 and beyond.
The so called mystery of the Minnesota’s winning ways will be answered when they
play all of their home games in an-honest-to-goodness baseball park and suddenly
become the mediocre team that they really are. Ah, the old UGLY METRODOME
ASYLUM, which won about ten extra games for them per year, is gone. All of MLB
is applauding! You betcha’.
On APRIL 5, 2010, the Tigers will open the 2010 season on the road at KC.
ON FRIDAY, APRIL 9th THEY WILL OPEN AT HOME AGAINST THE INDIANS.
After the 2010 season one of the following MLB franchises will call it quits:
KANSAS CITY, FLORIDA, CLEVELAND OR BALTIMORE.
THE INFANT WASHINGTON WILL ALSO BE HARD PRESSED!
The sophomore year catcher, ALEX AVILA, will immerge as a MLB STAR! Some will say
that he already has.
JUSTIN VERLANDER will win the A.L. CY YOUNG AWARD for 2010. Not even
anyone from the Billionaire’s staff will stop him.
JOE MAUER will come close to hitting .400. HE IS A BEAUTY IN MOTION. If anyone
has a close-to-perfect swing with also a close-to-perfect attitude it’s JOE MAUER.
YOUR COMMENTS WOULD BE APPRECIATED………………bobby hoeft
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